COME ON, everyone is doing it....Oh, wait. Nobody's doing it.
Dazzled with surprise, perhaps?
With apologies to Crazy Eddie's Sam Antar, Andrew Fastow might be the most notorious CFO in the history of financial reporting fiction.
Nobody panic. This situation is rife with opportunity.
Take it away, Robert Half!
There are plenty of reasons to choose from.
Let's go over this, discuss it, and then never speak of it again.
Before she became CFO of AES, Victoria Harker had the distinct pleasure of mopping the floor at WorldCom after the company imploded in 2002 and, yeah, it was pretty awful:
Yep! And he allegedly stole about $380,000 from the band.
Right about here [double thumbs point to face].