From our pals at the Maryland Association of CPAs:
Have a banana or something, it's good for you.
No, it isn't alcohol.
Just counting down the days 'til retirement...
Or don't, that's on you
BILL ALL THE TIME!
Keep good timesheets OR ELSE
So you hate your job, huh? Join the club.
Complaining may not fix anything but at this point, no one seems to care