Because there are way too many amateurs running around out there.
Underage drinking is all fun and games until someone loses an offer.
That "constant paycheck" might be the dealbreaker.
Fear not, KPMG alumni. The party is still on.
Have you had issues with Prometric lately? First of all, why haven't you emailed me about it yet? Second, here's how to get reimbursed for your trouble.
From the mailbag:
Rumor has it that the bobbies had to get involved because the situation "involved broken bar property":
Yeah, we all have our tax season stories. Like remember the day in April when you got arrested on charges of stealing from your business partner while your husband got arrested for making a drunken spectacle of himself at the local elementary school?
Not surprisingly, the Income Tax Cocktail (yes, it's real) doesn't sound that good. Don't get me wrong, I'm a creative drinker with my own shaker who likes to get wacky with the floofy drinks when I'm up for something other than Raging Bitch.
What's going to get you through March?