And it's important to know that it's not your fault.
Hear me out on this one.
Made short work of that, didn't they?
Barry Melancon speaks on behalf of all the CPAs, CGMAs across this great land who have had it up to here [bridge of nose] with Congress' inability to accomplish anything other than naming post offices:
I refuse to become a CGMA. If you are a CGMA, I will pretend to not judge you if we meet in person. But I will be judging you in my heart.
Don't everyone jump up at once.
In the interest of being helpful, we have some suggestions for new AICPA leaders.