Jimmy Hoffa's body could be in that fund for all we know.
Drop your colored pens and come out with your hands up.
On the condition, of course, that the partner can refrain from passing material non-public information to a golf buddy or other third party.
Come on, guys. It's just the SEC.
COME ON, everyone is doing it....Oh, wait. Nobody's doing it.
When a giant insider trading turd hits the fan of independence, KPMG spokesman Timothy Connolly is there with a Clorox wipe to sanitize the minds of the American public. Here's what he said. Be careful, it'll probably sting your amygdala.
Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but they're gonna lock this guy up and throw away the key.
That was fast.