Actually, you kind of DO have to shower regularly.
CPAs empower me to make bathroom jokes about accounting for a living.
The New World Order has arrived.
Consider this the pre-outlook to the outlook.
Can I be a Chartered Global Management Troll? I'm willing to pay a reasonable annual fee.
95% of my cats surveyed said otherwise, except for one who told me to go to hell.
Someone decided to ask the question that was on everyone's mind.
"Smithers, start the countdown on the coal-powered clock!"
That should be plenty of time for the tryptophan comas to subside.
This is insulting.