• Big 4

    • Another exKPMGer

      There’s tons of predictability in B4 public accounting. You’re likely to develop ulcers, drink to much, gain unwanted weight, get divorced, catch an STD from that one admin who’s slept with most of the tax department, get shit on by your managers, etc.

    • Point and Clique

      The bench is empty, after all. Who’d want to spend their Friday with some humblebragging, firm-promoting tax nerd?