• Rick Santorum Actually Believes That People Care About His Tax Returns

    By | January 27, 2012

    Ha! President of frozen-over hell, Rick Santorum told everyone that he had to get back to Pennsylvania, apparently, to get his tax returns thrown together. 

    Rick Santorum will follow Mitt Romney’s lead and unveil his tax returns, telling reporters Wednesday that he would head home over the weekend to gather and prepare his tax documents for release. “Frankly, I’ve got to get home because everybody’s asking for my tax returns,” Santorum said, speaking outside an event at the First Baptist Church that drew slightly more than 1,000  people – his largest turnout yet in Florida. “I’ve got to get these tax returns, so everybody gets what they’ve been asking for.” Asked what he expected his tax returns to  reveal, Santorum raised his hand to his mouth and let out a fake yawn.
    Yes, Rick. That is correct. Not only will your tax returns be boring but they will serve no purpose in the discourse of your pursuit of our nation's highest office. You'll probably have an adjusted gross income of over $1 million. You might have a mortgage; you might not have a mortgage. You probably gave a lot of money to the Catholic Church and various other religious charities. The amount of income on your Schedule D is probably close to what Mitt Romney spends on hair product. Per day. No one cares. You're not going to be President. You don't have to go to this trouble. Seriously.
     
    • Guest

      How do you know his tax returns will be boring? Maybe he had a large medical expense deduction for gay transformational therapy at Marcus Bachmann’s clinic.

      • Rick hater

        Wrong he is in therapy for wife domination.

      • Wttc

        It has been two weeks since this bum demanded Romney to release his returns. I think he may never release his because he will leave the race first. It just makes me wonder what is he hiding?

    • Guest

      These continued GC articles, along with all of the media hype, centering around GOP candidates tax returns is getting quite old. 

    • Woody

      Santorum is releasing the returns, not for what’s in them, but to forestall criticism if he didn’t.  As a minor note, he now lives in Virginia.  He may not win the nomination, but he could be a choice for the VP spot. 

      • Guest

        VP of what?

        • Guest

          Your mama’s ass.  I’m the president.

      • BurgherMeisterMeisterBurgher

        It’s not a “minor note” that he lives in Virginia: he moved there while representing Pennsylvania. And now he doesn’t do that anymore.

        • Guest

          Santorum is from PA, a big swing state. Last time he ran for re-election in PA, he lost by like 18 points.

      • Rick hater

        Vp for what dog catcher?

    • Guest

      “You’ll probably have an adjusted gross income of over a $1 million.”

      Over a one million dollars?

    • Steve B

      I would like to know what is taking him so long to release these returns? Isn’t he the same guy that called for Romney’s returns to be released?

    • gumbojuice

      Still waiting for his tax returns. 

    • Ajwilliams26

      Wow, this procrastinating hypocrite wants to accomplish the task of healing America.  I really hope he’s not using his daughter as a excuse for this blunder?  Sen. Santorum loses more credibility with every passing minute that goes by.  This may actually be a lose lose predicament for the fast rising politician.  Look now for Newt to surge.