From the mailbag:
There was an Audit Staff 2 in the Silicon Valley KPMG office that walked out of his audit room during busy season and just did not return. Everyone is talking about it, even here at another big 4. He is our hero. We all want to celebrate him.
We don't have any further details at this time, but, if true, this young man is on the cusp of achieving legendary status in long history of public accounting farewells. No verbose email. No sentimental happy hour. No tears. No apologies.
If you know anything more about this new hero to Big 4 auditors everywhere, get in touch.