Here's some reading that will hopefully keep you distracted from losing any digits out there. We'll be back on Thursday.
Why July 2 is really America’s independence day [WaPo]
U.S. Government Denies Evidence of Mermaids, So Mermaids Definitely Exist [Gawker]
Police search Sarkozy home and offices [FT]
IFAC Updates Accounting and Auditing Handbooks [AT]
SEC Loses Bid To Force SIPC Payout For Stanford Investors [Bloomberg]
Bob Diamond’s Daughter Releases Statement Re: Father’s Firing [DB]
Grandma's pot cookies land 3-year-old Southern California boy in hospital [AP]
Obama to sign transportation, student loan bill on Friday [The Hill]
Where the Money Lives [VF]
Obamacare’s Uninsured Tax is a Mouse [TaxVox]
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