Accountant By Day, Porn Star By Night (NSFW)

Ed. note: if you are reading this at the office, I'd suggest not clicking any included links. Unless your office is cool with you viewing nudity and sexually explicit material, obviously.

Who says accountants are boring? They have lives, hobbies and sometimes exciting outside ventures that have very little to do with number crunching. In the case of one young lady from Chicago, they bang guys on film and get paid for it.

A tipster points us to a somewhat new on the scene porn star:

A senior in my start class who left Deloitte in Chicago a few months ago is now a porn star. Here's her Twitter. Her website talks about being an accountant also. It's getting some big news in the Chicago office. Deloitte profreshes keeping it classy.

For obvious reasons, we were not able to confirm employment at Deloitte (if anyone at Deloitte Chicago can give us this young lady's real name, perhaps we'll be able to figure the rest out) but we were able to confirm that Veruca James has found a creative way to keep her corporate job interesting:

1. What do you do when you're not doing porn?

I have a corporate office job as an accountant, so most of my days are spent at a desk accounting for things no one cares about but accountants...or I'm sneaking peeks of the porn/nudes on my phone or trying to find ways to quietly masturbate in the bathroom. Otherwise, I spend my time hanging out with my friends doing just about anything that can involve drinking, public nudity and banging in bathrooms. Oh, and I love to travel as much as possible. Ideally, I'd like to not have a permanent residence, anyone interested in a house guest?

In December of 2011 she was interviewed saying, "I was actually working as an Accounting Manager when I joined the industry, and just recently quit doing that. I suppose I could always go back to that, but I'd prefer to not sit behind a desk all day" but we imagine she's about as welcome back in public accounting as Colin at this point. Her Burning Angel profile still lists "Accountant by day, Butt Slut by night" as her occupation.

When she isn't taking it in the back door, she's still getting some mileage out of that accounting degree by offering her expertise on Twitter:

So not only a butt slut but a helpful accountant at that? Awesome! Best of luck in your new career, Veruca, we bet your parents are almost as proud as ours!

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