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    Grant Thornton’s Revenue Didn’t Take Time Off

    By | October 6, 2015

    The Purple Rose of Chicago earned $1.45 billion in the U.S., beating last year's haul of $1.35 bil. Judging by Mike McGuire's canned quote, everything is on the up and up:

    “Our financial results are a direct reflection of the value we’re providing to our clients,” said Mike McGuire, chief executive officer of Grant Thornton LLP. “When we come to the table with all our capabilities, offer solutions and deliver outstanding service quality, clients give us more of their business, and recommend us to others. This is how we’re growing our firm.”

    Man, all that coming to tables with capabilities and solutions and outstanding service and whatnot sounds like a lot of work. To keep that up, most of you won't have time for vacation.


    • Chipman69

      Look at that DYNAMIC porn-stache!!!! It clearly shows Mike McGuire’s INSTINCT FOR GROWTH that will bring GT to 2 billion in revenue!!! Clients in new CHOSEN MARKETS will be willing to have their WHOLE SELVES penetrated after a few mustache rides!!!!!

      • The Horniest Partner

        File this one in classics.