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    Commuting Doesn’t Have to Be Terrible: 5 Alternatives to Sitting in Traffic

    By | May 11, 2017

    The daily commute can be miserable. No wonder people prefer to work from home. I know I do.

    Too bad auditing requires you to show your face at a client’s office. And don’t tell me it’s for rapport building. It’s to keep the client honest. Otherwise, I’m sure the whole audit would get sent overseas.

    While an easy drive to and from work doesn’t bother most people, the frustration bubbles up when you get stuck in traffic. Profanity abounds. It is the reality of doing an audit.

    According to a 2015 study, we are destined to spend upwards of 42 hours a year in traffic jams. Let’s discuss commuting alternatives on this fine Thursday. If I still drove to work, I’d like to get that time back to do more enjoyable activities or to sleep in every day.

    Bike to work

    In honor of Bike to Work Day in the Bay Area today, we’ll mention this classic way to skip gridlock. It’s a healthy alternative, and it’s a lot cheaper than driving. For instance:

    It costs just $308 per year to keep bikes in shape — nearly 30 times less than cars, according to the Sierra Club. It says: “If American drivers were to make just one four-mile round trip each week with a bicycle instead of a car, they would save nearly 2 billion gallons of gas. At $4 per gallon, total savings would be $7.3 billion a year.”

    Or, if you want to spice it up, why not get a penny-farthing bike? This guy did in Chicago:

    And it seems he’s not the only one. There seem to be a handful of other people who prefer the old-fashioned bicycle. I remember seeing this guy biking to and from work in Denver:

    Denver

    Park your tiny house in the client’s parking lot

    You can’t pitch a tent in your client’s parking lot. So, maybe, you could simply park your tiny house outside? I kind of like that idea. Tiny homes are fairly comfortable and during busy season, you basically live at work anyway. What do you think? Try it and let us know how it goes.

    Underground

    Subways are the lifeblood of most big cities. It seems like old news to hop on the subway to beat traffic. Or, that’s true until Elon Musk starts to meddle with the idea of underground tunnels to move people around quickly.

    Musk envisions an interconnected 3D tunnel network with crazy car skates to transport cars under Los Angeles at lightning speed. Confused? Just watch this video from The Boring Company:

    The tunneling project has plenty of engineering hiccups, but Musk doesn’t seem too worried about them when he spoke at TED in Vancouver a couple of weeks ago:

    So a couple of key things that are important in having a 3D tunnel network. First of all, you have to be able to integrate the entrance and exit of the tunnel seamlessly into the fabric of the city. So by having an elevator, sort of a car skate, that’s on an elevator, you can integrate the entrance and exits to the tunnel network just by using two parking spaces. And then the car gets on a skate. There’s no speed limit here, so we’re designing this to be able to operate at 200 kilometers an hour [about 130 miles per hour]… So you should be able to get from, say, Westwood to LAX in six minutes — five, six minutes.

    While I haven’t spent much time in LA traffic, the concept sounds glorious. Musk has already acquired a drilling machine that he named “Godot” this morning after a character who never shows up in a play called “Waiting for Godot” by Samuel Beckett. Funny, Elon.

    Above-ground commuter trains

    Another old standby, ideal for being able to zone out on your commute and relax a bit without worrying about being rear-ended. I only know of a few cities that have these and, typically, the client is too far away from the stop to make it convenient. But, it can be nice, when it works out, and the client is right near the stop. Oh, and it’s a lifesaver when it’s snowing, and the interstate is a skating rink!

    Although, I will mention that I took a light rail to work for several months, and I still remember how eerily quiet it was in the morning. You could feel how depressed everyone was as they marched into work. But, drown out the silence with some headphones, and you’re all set.

    Walk

    Last but not least — ditch the mode of transportation and move closer to your clients. Sure, this will not work if you live in a suburban area, but it theoretically could be a game changer in a bigger city. Walking is easier now that everyone is using digital work papers — at least I hope they are by now.

    What are your favorite commuting alternatives? Who rides takes a water taxi every day? Who’s dog sledding to the Anchorage office? What else did I miss?

    Image: Unsplash.com

    • Non_chargeable

      Is this post a joke? Why would anyone want to live right outside their client’s office; furthermore, why would anyone want to bike 60 miles per day just to save a couple bucks of gas per year? This post seems more suitable for those people who live in cities with great public transportation; what about the rest of us who have no choice but to sit in traffic for 45 minutes twice per day?

      • HWSquared

        I bike just under 30 miles a day round trip to the office as often as I can – because it’s cheap, and the calories burnt mean I can eat and drink whatever I damn well want without worrying about my waistline.

        • Adam Hill

          That’s weird, I too bike just under 30 miles round trip to work. Well, as often as I can.

    • JavierPR

      GC is not even trying anymore.

      • Big4Veteran

        Sigh.

    • Big4Veteran

      “No wonder people prefer to work from home. I know I do.”

      This article provides more evidence to support my assertion that people who work from home are full of shit and don’t get anything accomplished. They spend more time trying (unsuccessfully) to convince people they are working than they do actually working.

      • Non_chargeable

        I recently worked from home. I performed 2 hours of audit procedures, with 6 hours of internet surfing (online shopping to be precise). Your assertion is not entirely true, but it’s slightly true. Some of us do some work even when we’re at home.

      • TurtlyEnough

        I worked from home once. It was great, I built a dog run in my backyard. Every 15 minutes I’d go inside and move my mouse so the messenger light stayed green. Your assertion holds true.

        • Christopher Royalty

          you should have just strapped a wireless mouse to your dog. next time bro!

    • IndenturedServant

      I like how one of the methods was a hypothetical system of tunnels that only exists In Elon musk’s head. That’s the type of actionable information the modern accounting professional needs.

    • TurtlyEnough

      Anchoragite here, sorry no dogsleds. Did fly in combis and bush planes quite a bit, all the way down to a super cub for one client. We had another client in the Aleutian chain that required a hovercraft to get to. Use the ferry system a little in the Southeast. Occasionally 4 wheelers and snowmachines are used to get around when in the villages on the coast.

      Ironically, commuting was one of the funner parts of the job. It was when you got to client and had to sit down and crunch numbers all day that it became a miserable existence, as we are all aware 🙂

    • Mike Shader
    • Your mother

      Why haven’t they gotten rid of you yet? Every article you write is terrible.