Your bonus sucked. Your raise didn't meet your expectations. You're tired of working for the Man. Maybe you should consider the exciting world of tax fraud.
Hard at work for everyone.
Staying on message.
Because that seemed like a good idea.
If I've learned anything from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, it's that dead men tell no tales; however, the rich ones still pay taxes which is good news, especially for those who can't afford Disneyland.
Your new strip club cover charge will be $20 + tax.
The feigned rage over nerds with calculators is getting a little played, you guys.
Many CPAs, who tirelessly put their clients' interests before their own, actually will wait until the final mail call later this afternoon to drop their returns. Only then will tax season officially end for 2012.
Just another day of trolling GOP legislators for ol' Chuckles.
Less taxation for the corporation!