Aspiring wolf packs should take note:
It's obviously a slow day when a number of media outlets are concerned with what Kevin Smith and Jon Lovitz think about taxes.
So you're an egregious tax delinquent. You're not necessarily proud of that fact but you know, these things happen and your intention is to make things right...just after you rob a bank or something.
In other news, the sky is blue.
Most of you can ignore these (I hope).
Specifically, because a lot of taxpayers could...uh, use a hand here:
Ed. note: With less than a week until the tax filing deadline, Deadspin asked me to delve into tax wonkery for sports fans. The post appears here with permission.
How else to do you explain these results?
Once again, stop me if you've heard this before.