Yeah, we'll just pass on that.
Anyone with experience amending heavily scrutinized 990s is welcome to chime in:
It's so cute!
Nice try, Ronald.
If a client requests a meeting at a location where heavy objects are laying around, and there's an off-chance that the news you have may be anything other than positive, may we suggest an alternative venue:
He was literally bored to death with tax returns.
No, you won't mind.
Caterpillar, maker of enormous sandbox toys, received some unfun news today.