Nice try, Ronald.
If a client requests a meeting at a location where heavy objects are laying around, and there's an off-chance that the news you have may be anything other than positive, may we suggest an alternative venue:
He was literally bored to death with tax returns.
No, you won't mind.
Caterpillar, maker of enormous sandbox toys, received some unfun news today.
Because the House Ways and Means Committee was just waiting for the AICPA to chime in here...
You already know this!