Shouting your alma mater is all you really need to do.
Sorry, winter interns -- it's just that we've been, ya know, busy.
This may give you something to be thankful for on Thursday (but probably not).
Plus, everyone wants us to choose their firm.
Who are these undecideds that are still out there?
Plus, is recruiting so scary that you'd want a friend to act as a "guide" through the process?
Maybe they are still bitter over that whole Cold War thing?
Oh, and brush your teeth.
The kids need a hand here.
I'm also willing to bet this guy got 75s on every exam.