F for Effort!
Could someone please notify a certain Bloomberg BusinessWeek editor?
Don't worry, this has nothing to do with your waist.
We're beginning to question this campaign.
These things happen to the best of us.
No guarantees, though.
Turn up the accounting porn pun machine to 11!
I haven't written anything for academic purposes in quite some time, but it's nice to know that some of the profession's future have some creative thoughts bouncing around the grey matter.
With an average starting salary of $53,300, the class of 2013 might have to endure some envious snipes from their Class of '12 co-workers: