Maybe they are still bitter over that whole Cold War thing?
Oh, and brush your teeth.
The kids need a hand here.
I'm also willing to bet this guy got 75s on every exam.
Some of you need to lay off the caffeine.
More questionable advice for the impressionable youth out there.
We don't want to hear about how no one ever told you about this stuff.
The only advice column you'll ever need. Unless you're accused of fraud or something. You might want a lawyer for that.
Good night nurse, we get a lot of emails during recruiting season. In order to answer as many questions as possible, we'll do a lightning round of sorts each week so none of the little grasshoppers out there feel left out.
Try reaching that comedic pitch that Tom Hanks gets to. It's harder than you think.