I haven't written anything for academic purposes in quite some time, but it's nice to know that some of the profession's future have some creative thoughts bouncing around the grey matter.
With an average starting salary of $53,300, the class of 2013 might have to endure some envious snipes from their Class of '12 co-workers:
Shouting your alma mater is all you really need to do.
Sorry, winter interns -- it's just that we've been, ya know, busy.
This may give you something to be thankful for on Thursday (but probably not).
Plus, everyone wants us to choose their firm.
Who are these undecideds that are still out there?
Plus, is recruiting so scary that you'd want a friend to act as a "guide" through the process?
Maybe they are still bitter over that whole Cold War thing?
Oh, and brush your teeth.