THANK GOD WE HAVE SURVEYS TO TELL US THESE THINGS.
Tonight's forecast: 70% chance of making it rain...
Alert the President!
I'll bet you never thought this day would get here.
Your time has come.
There's really nothing to say other than: This is what you've been waiting for.
All employees will think twice about ever writing "I love EY!" again.
But do they have an instinct for your salary growth?
Measured expectations?! Who knew it was possible?
There's more than just hot juicy flesh in store for you!