Spoiler alert: cheese.
Bro has skills.
Here, fixed it for you.
Call us when you cut the investors a comically oversized check, please!
"Distinguished" clowns at that.
It's not even our fantasy.
Really, you guys, I have absolutely nothing bad to say about this.
Because looking the world in the eye is overrated anyway.
In this day and age of professional service firm trends, it's strange to see an announcement that highlights the audit business in the lead paragraph:
This is rich.