Just stop now.
This is WAY better than our other idea, "the many cats of Adrienne's house"
Well, it certainly is good "practice" isn't it?
So this explains why I already had Colin's job figured out when I took over...
Hide yo dividends, hide yo wife.
Cool story, bro.
Take that, n00b!
HOW did this sneak by the approval process?
Why did I think this was a reference to God of War?
Soooo... people are getting worked up over a strip of astroturf then?