Why don't you also get married and squeeze out a baby or two while you're at it, bro?
I also have a review book from 1917 if anyone is interested.
In other news, the exam is hard.
Oh sweet, sweet victory...No, not so much?
Berkeley, Berkeley, why ya buggin?
Go have a drink and settle down.
Remember, umbrellas are not allowed inside the testing center.
Not as good but still better than everyone else apparently.
Every CPA has a story.
Finally, something useful that we can't possibly mock.