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When the answer is GTFO, the symptoms are usually pretty clear.

Purveyor of ego-stroking profiles Forbes, has a list of 20 Happiest Jobs in America and despite the misery you've seen all around you for the past three months, three years, or three decades, accountants are 8th on the list.

Note: spring break in Cancun is not considered a mobility issue