Shut up about your track record.
"What's your favorite Kool-aid flavor?"
Today's CEO is still working on these.
Let me preface something here in order to prevent a flood of hate-emails from Ron Baker and his ilk -- timesheets need to die. They need to die a slow and agonizing death.
You're probably married though, aren't you?
Or don't, that's on you
You don't want to end up in the GC archive for your toolishness
TIL: Your desk situation is directly tied to your billing rate
Let's see if any of these sound about right: