It's getting to be that time of year, after all:
We're doing reviews performance reviews, and the first item to assess is, "Knowledge and application of applicable accounting procedures and law." First you check the appropriate box: Needs improvement; Meets expectations; Exceeds expectations; Far exceeds expectations. Then you have to write a comment. Here's what I've got:
The Internal Revenue Code is 4,212 pages in 2 point font, I think the fact that I know any of it qualifies me to check the box - FAR EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS
Other responses are welcome. Or send them our way.