Of course Tom Hood had something to do with this.
Get your MACPA vanity license plate, complete with the CPA logo and tagline “CPA – Never Underestimate the Value” prominently featured. Let everyone know you are a member of the Maryland Association of CPAs. Plates cost just $25. They’re a fun way to show you are proud to be a CPA.
There's one resident of Maryland who probably would like one of these that simply says "JDA" but we're guessing "CPA wranglers" aren't eligible. As for the legit CPAs out there, unless there's a proctologist out there that's already nabbed it, we suggest you move quick to get "ASSMAN" because it won't last. We'll hear your other clever suggestions now; shoot for style points.