Perhaps you've heard that oafish hair transplant recipient Donald Trump is going to moderate a GOP debate. Shockingly, a number people aren't taking this idea too seriously and for good reason! The man is rich. And busy. And important. Plus, he has young kids at home. You know how kids are. How could he possibly squeeze such an important event into his schedule? Seems impossible. Oh, and then there's the part where he's an egomaniac that pretended he was thinking about running for President while maintaining that the President was born on Mars or some damn place. That too. But you know who thinks this whole Donald Debate is fabulous idea? Yep:
I am assured that Donald Trump will be a fair-minded moderator and joined by serious journalists. This contrasts with several debates that have already occurred which have been moderated by hostile members of the left wing media. I strongly urge all GOP candidates to attend this debate.
At this time we'll presume that being MIA from the debate will not equate a violation of the Taxpayer Protection Pledge but Mitt Romney has already disappointed Grover with his tax plan and now that Mittens is skipping this circus, GGN's choice may be easy.