1. coffee. drinking loads of real coffee (not that powdered flavia crap) will speed up your metabolishm and with stress through the roof you will lose weight

2. sleeping pills – you must take them to fall asleep, as we all know busy season causes anxiety insomnia and when you have only 5 hours to dedicate to nightmares about spreadsheets, you need to use them wisely, in the morning go straight to point #1.

3. just remember crap happens and no matter how much time you have to get shit done, even if it seems utterly impossible, it somehow always gets done.

4. yeah, don't fuck around, granted with everyone not having any chances of getting laid makes work place a dangerious jungle of hormones and blue balls, if you have enough will power to stay through one busy season you can do this too.

5. hours – what else is a lazy drone like you going to do with all those hours? think of it as the productive part of your life

PS this job made me a hard core asshole