Gents, are you sick of being treated like eye candy? Are you tired of getting attention for your looks when all you want to do his serve your capital markets? Being judged for alleged promiscuity with superiors?
No? Cool with it? Good, because there are awards being handed out across the pond primarily based on your superficial qualities and your willingness to whore yourself out for personal success (click to enlarge).
We’re filling out our ballot now but as the message says, you’ve got until the 18th, so ponder these carefully. Barry Salzberg is a lock at #6, especially if he’s wearing a hard hat.
Btw, who is going to tabulate the votes? We sure as hell can’t trust anyone from Deloitte to do it. Consider this the official RFP.
Also discuss your thoughts on the categories included, what categories are omitted, nominate yourself by sending us photos (we’ll pass them along). Anything on your mind, really.
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Hah, woah there. This is an actual email from a Deloitte employee? Heads are going to roll..
This is awesome. I hope it is a real e-mail. Reminds of the “boy ranking” stuff in middle school. I never made the list :( wahh wahhhhhhhhhhhh
its totally real! i got this sent to me yesterday by way of D&T UK/New Zealand/Netherlands/Australia, Barclays, KPMG UK, D&T US. I’ll be waiting for the results on the 18th! Poor girl probably won’t have her job by then….
What a great way to lose your job AND set back women’s lib 40 years!
awww…. i hope she doesn’t lose her job over that. I think it’s hilarious.
Got this email today at the office it has circulated world wide in a matter of days. Hilarious if you ask me. Someone actually got her picture off facebook and attached it to the email as well. hahaha
It would be even more funny if she was hit.
She “quit” already:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/6788853/Analyst-quits-over-embarrassing-email.html
You’re welcome for comment #8, by the way.